I always say there's no more little girls, just boys with breasts. Girls act like boys nowadays. Teenage girls, they go after boys. They're predatory just like boys. My goal is to keep my girls, girls.
Chris RockRelationships, easy to get into, hard to maintain. Why are they so hard to maintain? Because itโs hard to keep up the lie! โCause you canโt get nobody being you. You got to lie to get somebody. You canโt get nobody looking like you look, acting like you act, sounding like you sound. When you meet somebody for the first time, youโre not meeting them. Youโre meeting their representative!
Chris RockMy mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know โฆ I donโt really want to get into it, but my mother was sicker than my father. And my motherโs alive. My motherโs fine, OK? I remember going to the hospital to see my mother and wondering, โWas I in the right place?โ Like, this was a hotel. Like it had a concierge, man. If the average person really knew the discrepancy in the health care system, thereโd be riots in the streets, OK? They would burn this m-therfโker down!
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