Not a Harvard-type education, just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.
You only know that you're smart because you're around dumb people from time to time!
Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.
Nobody really wants to be a stand-up, they want to get on TV.
Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.
If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.