If Bill Gates woke up with Oprah's money he'd jump out the window.

Even if you meet the perfect person, it ain’t gonna be at the perfect time. You’re married, they’re single. That’s right. You’re Jewish, they’re Palestinian. You’re a Mexican, they’re a raccoon. You’re a black woman, he’s a black man.

If you want to prevent abortions, you make sure everyone has health care, a high school education and birth control. Not the exact opposite.

When you're doing a big-budget movie and you're four on the call sheet, you've got a lot of free time.

Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world.

All people naturally hate. My kid bites people now. I didn't teach my kid to bite anybody. Kids say mean stuff. Only through love do we get this evil out of them. Only through love and structure and discipline do they not hate. The kids that hate didn't learn anything, that's the problem.

I learned pretty quickly that it's your WORK ETHIC that LEVELS THE PLAYING FIELD. Education helps, but I've met failures who have Ph.D.s. I believe the hardest worker is always going to win.