Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy.

Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.

I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic.

You can only offend me if you mean something to me.

America is the greatest country in the whole world.

So there's a cloud of rage around me, but being an artist kind of changes that. No matter what you thought coming in, what ignorant thing you believed, you're in show business for two years, you're like, "OK, I was wrong." It's hard to be mad at any particular group of people when you're an artist.

When I do something good, the audience lets me know immediately. They laugh. That's it.