Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy.

A black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000.

If you live with a single parent, you don't see compromise. You witness a grown person living in a world where they do what they want to do. When you are raised by two parents, you are constantly watching compromise take place. Just by observing that, it made me a better person.

Whatever your woman is into, you better be into. Whatever your man is into, you better be N2. Your partner into church, you better be into church. Your man or woman a crack head, you better be a crack head ... Otherwise it just won't work.

You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense

Stop the violence! Can't we all just get along?

Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies.