Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy.

If you’re a black Christian, you have a real short memory.

Yeah, it's unfair that you can get judged by something you didn't do, but it's also unfair that you can inherit money that you didn't work for.

I hate when people go on TV and tell you how hard it is to do animation. No, no, no. UPS is hard work. I’ve done some animation and here's how easy it is. The easiest job in the world. I go in a booth and I go, what’s the line? And the guy goes, it’s time to go to the store. And then I go, it’s time to go to the store. And then they gave me $1 million.

The only plan I have is to not do anything I don't want to do - and to never work just for money.

You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems!

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.