Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would happen to me was being a teenager... Boy, was I wrong!

I like talking about subjects that aren't funny in the first place and making them funny. So anything down and depressing is something I'll talk about.

You only know that you're smart because you're around dumb people from time to time!

I'm pretty good at getting over people throwing stuff at me. If you've been doing stand up long enough you know how to swing back and get the laughs.

My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. Oh my God, they're $4 million in the hole.

When a musical act performs, the black audience goes crazy for all the stuff, the album cuts, everything. White audiences, they're nice and all, but they're not going to lose it until they get the hits. Comedy is the same thing.

If you’re a black Christian, you have a real short memory.