When people try to read between the lines - critics, they have a job. Their job is to make something bigger than it is.

I never had the confidence to say I was going to be in front of the camera as a comedian until I saw Eddie Murphy years later.

Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.

I love black people, but I hate niggers.

Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up.

I live way below my means.

I used to have horrible cars that would always end up broken down on the highway. When I tried to flag someone down, nobody stopped. But if I pushed my own car, other drivers would get out and push with me. If you want help, help yourself - people like to see that.