You don't pay taxes; they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.

You can't fake comedy - it's not like a movie, where a director can just cast a pretty face.

Does having a wife and kids change your act? Yes, but only in the best way. It gives you weight and authority. It also makes you closer to the audience because the audience is married and has kids.

You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense

I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got a friend.