I pride myself on being the guy who can do Def Comedy Jam and Charlie Rose. And do well on both.

Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep. And when I see the Tea Party and all this stuff, it actually feels like racism’s almost over. Because this is the last - this is the act up before the sleep. They’re going crazy. They’re insane. You want to get rid of them - and the next thing you know, they’re fucking knocked out. And that’s what’s going on in the country right now.

After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college.

I just love New York. New York has energy, it has culture, New York is very diverse. There's not a better place in the world.

Oprah is rich, Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out a fuckin' window and slit his throat on the way down saying, "I can't even put gas in my plane!"

For the most part, comedy is the only fair part of show business.

No, I want big ol' titties in my face!