I pride myself on being the guy who can do Def Comedy Jam and Charlie Rose. And do well on both.

Hollywood's racist. Hollywood is sorority racist. It's like - we like you, Rhonda, but you're not a Kappa.

Stop the violence! Can't we all just get along?

Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.

You'd got a baseball game, or a football game, basketball game, "USA! USA! USA!" Hey, calm down! Got a little German on it, don't you think?

I see guys who can't make 10 percent of what I make, and yet they have four Bentleys, three houses, and four bodyguards.

Just to be clear, Ray Rice was not fired for beating his wife. He was fired because a video of him beating his wife was released.