I pride myself on being the guy who can do Def Comedy Jam and Charlie Rose. And do well on both.

You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems!

If you live with a single parent, you don't see compromise. You witness a grown person living in a world where they do what they want to do. When you are raised by two parents, you are constantly watching compromise take place. Just by observing that, it made me a better person.

All you crazy white people "I'm American!", all you did was come out of your mother's pussy on American soil. That's it. That's it! What, you think you're better than somebody from France 'cause you came out of a pussy in Detroit?

The thing about Barack Obama, just from being around him, is he's cooler than the other politicians, but just nerdy enough to do the job. Like you can't be really cool and be the president.

You can write a great country record and still be angry. Who's angrier than Toby Keith? He's angrier than the average 10 rappers.

You just got to be really logical when you're a comedian - to a fault. Like a lawyer's got to believe in the law.