I try to stay with it and I try to stay in contact with comedians and just keep comedians in my life 'cause comedians are their own species. If you get away from them, especially as a comedian, I think it's dangerous.

The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.

You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense

Oprah is rich; Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out of a window and slit his throat on the way down saying, 'I can't even put gas in my plane!'

Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.

One of my daughters told me the other day, "Kevin Hart is funnier than you, Daddy." I told her, "Does Kevin Hart make you pancakes?"

By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer.