America may be entering it’s Michael Jordan on the Wizards period.

Pimp stands for Positive Intellectual Motivated Person. It has nothing to do with selling sex for money.

I certainly do believe that a lot of comedy comes from awkwardness and embarrassment - pointing out the ways things are uncomfortable. Definitely the stuff that interests me. I don't necessarily think that comedy comes from a dark place, like you have to be a strung-out heroin addict. But I don't think it comes from happiness, that's for sure. It comes from frustration and suppressed rage, and wishing the world were different.

Jesus is a powerful guy in Hollywood. Not quite as powerful as Vin Diesel, but powerful.

I'm not an alcoholic. I just drink that way.

I've always prided myself on being able to perform in the "alt-comedy" zone, but also being able to do comedy for people who aren't media-saturated, and maybe don't have the latest Dan Deacon album. I probably won't be the most popular guy at Zanies in Nashville, and I'll never be the coolest dude at Largo, but I like that I can swim in both those waters.

Basically Britney Spears' video is like a three an a half minute version of Glitter.