I certainly do believe that a lot of comedy comes from awkwardness and embarrassment - pointing out the ways things are uncomfortable. Definitely the stuff that interests me. I don't necessarily think that comedy comes from a dark place, like you have to be a strung-out heroin addict. But I don't think it comes from happiness, that's for sure. It comes from frustration and suppressed rage, and wishing the world were different.

If you purchased the latest Joss Stone CD, what you're saying is that you're an employee of VH1.

If you refuse to see Superman Returns this summer, what you're saying about yourself is: I heart Al Qaeda.

Michael Jackson's charity efforts? Mmm. I'm sure they have nothing to do with his molestation charges.

Growing up as a comedian, the first thing you dream of is having your own album, but even more than that, I always wanted that hour special on cable.

If think the pig was terrified because he was fully aware that after segment he was going to be fed to Al Roker.

Relationships are a lot like yard sales. They look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but eventually you realize it's just a bunch of crap you don't need.