Jesus is a powerful guy in Hollywood. Not quite as powerful as Vin Diesel, but powerful.

I've always prided myself on being able to perform in the "alt-comedy" zone, but also being able to do comedy for people who aren't media-saturated, and maybe don't have the latest Dan Deacon album. I probably won't be the most popular guy at Zanies in Nashville, and I'll never be the coolest dude at Largo, but I like that I can swim in both those waters.

Pimp stands for Positive Intellectual Motivated Person. It has nothing to do with selling sex for money.

The thing is, I hate political comedy. I personally loathe it.

If you refuse to see Superman Returns this summer, what you're saying about yourself is: I heart Al Qaeda.

People might say, What's so great about the Arctic Monkeys? I've never even seen them. Well, you've never seen God either. You're gonna tell me he's not awesome?

You rarely hear anyone use the word pancreas in a not-horrible context.