Jesus is a powerful guy in Hollywood. Not quite as powerful as Vin Diesel, but powerful.

The thing is - I'm not an idiot. I'm rather intelligent, as proven by the fact that I just used the word 'rather' in a sentence.

You rarely hear anyone use the word pancreas in a not-horrible context.

Do you guys remember that woman who disappeared a few years ago, Chandra Levy? Do you remember her? I found this fascinating. Apparently, the day she disappeared, she had gone on her computer, and the last website she ever visited was an online map of the park where her body was found. That's true. I just hope that if I ever disappear, people don't look for me based on the last websites I visited.

Some of you guys must have real jobs - office jobs. Anybody? By a show of broken spirits.

I really respect peple who try. People who say, No, I'm actually going to do the best I can. That said, you want to do the best you can while remaining who you are.

The thing is, I hate political comedy. I personally loathe it.