Jesus is a powerful guy in Hollywood. Not quite as powerful as Vin Diesel, but powerful.

People might say, What's so great about the Arctic Monkeys? I've never even seen them. Well, you've never seen God either. You're gonna tell me he's not awesome?

I was told by a physician to avoid any line of work where people need to, um, depend on me for anything.

I used to play bass for a while and got to the point where I was good enough to be in a shitty band.

I think I speak for America when I say, nothing says NASCAR like Whoopi Goldberg.

I'm not an alcoholic. I just drink that way.

Jesus is a powerful guy in Hollywood. Not quite as powerful as Vin Diesel, but powerful.