I'd like to think I'm a little more memorable or specific now. People laugh at me in a way they wouldn't laugh at another comedian, rather than being like, "Okay, who's the next joke-slinger? Give me some jokes so I may laugh and go about my day!"

There comes a point where the disappointments in your life accrue faster than you can find external forces to blame them on.

If you purchased the latest Joss Stone CD, what you're saying is that you're an employee of VH1.

Canada, or as i call them, America Light.

Basically Britney Spears' video is like a three an a half minute version of Glitter.

The thing is, I hate political comedy. I personally loathe it.

Michael Jackson's charity efforts? Mmm. I'm sure they have nothing to do with his molestation charges.