Canada, or as i call them, America Light.

If you refuse to see Superman Returns this summer, what you're saying about yourself is: I heart Al Qaeda.

Of course, the world is different now. There's a glut of comedians with specials, so it's just not possible to make an impact the way Bill Cosby: Himself did. It's like, The Beatles were amazing, but it also helped that not many bands were putting out albums then.

The Smurf village was destroyed weeks ago and Bush has still not made an appearance. George Bush doesn't care about tiny blue people.

Growing up as a comedian, the first thing you dream of is having your own album, but even more than that, I always wanted that hour special on cable.

Pimp stands for Positive Intellectual Motivated Person. It has nothing to do with selling sex for money.

You rarely hear anyone use the word pancreas in a not-horrible context.