If you refuse to see Superman Returns this summer, what you're saying about yourself is: I heart Al Qaeda.

Basically Britney Spears' video is like a three an a half minute version of Glitter.

If you purchased the latest Joss Stone CD, what you're saying is that you're an employee of VH1.

There are two kinds of intelligence in this world. People who are Monopoly smart and people who are Trivial Pursuit smart... If you're starting your own business, don't even talk to me. But If you need to know who the lead singer of Kajagoogoo is, I'm your guy. His name is Limahl, by the way.

Do me a favor, guys. Don't drink so much that you become the guy that goes into the bathroom and moans while taking a leak. See, the women in the room, they might not know what we're talking about; every dude knows.

Pimp stands for Positive Intellectual Motivated Person. It has nothing to do with selling sex for money.

Canada, or as i call them, America Light.