If think the pig was terrified because he was fully aware that after segment he was going to be fed to Al Roker.

You rarely hear anyone use the word pancreas in a not-horrible context.

The Smurf village was destroyed weeks ago and Bush has still not made an appearance. George Bush doesn't care about tiny blue people.

Of course, the world is different now. There's a glut of comedians with specials, so it's just not possible to make an impact the way Bill Cosby: Himself did. It's like, The Beatles were amazing, but it also helped that not many bands were putting out albums then.

America may be entering it’s Michael Jordan on the Wizards period.

The thing is - I'm not an idiot. I'm rather intelligent, as proven by the fact that I just used the word 'rather' in a sentence.

The thing is, I hate political comedy. I personally loathe it.