I haven't had a drink in twelve days and I've gotta say, I'm pretty shocked at how boring people are.
Christian FinneganI used to play bass for a while and got to the point where I was good enough to be in a shitty band.
Christian FinneganI hope that if I ever disappear, people don't look for me based on the last websites I visited. Kind of an awkward press conference for my parents. Officer, do you have any leads? Well, based on Mr. Finnegan's computer entries, we think he was abducted by Sorority Sluts.
Christian Finnegan