There comes a point where the disappointments in your life accrue faster than you can find external forces to blame them on.
Christian FinneganThe Smurf village was destroyed weeks ago and Bush has still not made an appearance. George Bush doesn't care about tiny blue people.
Christian FinneganIf you refuse to see Superman Returns this summer, what you're saying about yourself is: I heart Al Qaeda.
Christian FinneganIf the right opportunity came along, maybe, but I'm more focused on trying to create a TV show where I can be myself, rather than playing a wacky neighbor. Although, I would gladly play a wacky neighbor of any sort.
Christian FinneganWhat people really want is not to make something funny, but to make something amusing - which, in many ways, is the opposite of funny. To amuse someone is to eliminate discomfort and awkwardness, kind of like a massage for the brain, while to be funny is to point out awkwardness and discomfort. Everyone thinks they want funny, but they really want amusement.
Christian Finnegan