We know there's going to be nothing but pain, but we go back again and again.

Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die.

Why understand when you can believe?

You know, there's a 12 step program for gambling. You should look into that. Twelve steps. Coyote laughed. I'll bet I can do it in six.

Like God's own chocolate, I'd lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk

Marry for love, stay married, and raise happy children who are quick to laugh and slow to judge.

Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island.