Kayso, it turns out that driving an actual car is way harder than it is in 'Grand Theft Auto: Zombie Hooker Smackdown.

...One time you take a hundred thousand dollars and let a vampire go, the whole world turns on you like you're some kind of bad guy.

Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.

It was sometimes difficult to reconcile a man's talents with his personality.

You're going to break my heart, aren't you?

I am convinced by the events of the last few weeks that nefarious forces of people--unidentified but no less real--are threatening life as we know it, and in fact, may be bent on unraveling the very fabric of our existence.

He wanted her to experience all the glorious cheese of life.