That's a horrible plan." "Yes, but I have chosen to ignore that.

If there was anything I learned from John the Baptist, it was that the sooner you confess a mistake, the quicker you can get on to making new and better mistakes.

No one knows why, but second only to eating the brains of the living, the dead love affordable prefab furniture.

Love needs room to grow. Like a rose. Or a tumor.

Shoes off in the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus.

You don't hurry a thinker, and you don't talk to him when he's thinking. It's just inconsiderate.

So Now You're Death: Here's What You'll Need