That's a horrible plan." "Yes, but I have chosen to ignore that.

This story is not and never was meant to challenge anyone's faith; however, if one's faith can be shaken by stories in a humorous novel, one may have a bit more praying to do.

That's the scary thing about hope," she said. "If you let it go too long it turns into faith.

She pulled down the blanket and aimed baby Sophie's bottom at him like she might unleash a fusillade of weapons-grade poopage such as the guileless Beta Male had never seen.

Everyone is happier if they have someone else to look down on, as well as someone to look up to, especially if they resent both.

Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die.

What this movie needs is more brain eating zombies.