That's a horrible plan." "Yes, but I have chosen to ignore that.

People always stay the age that they died at. My big brother died of leukemia when I was six. He was eight. Now when I think of him, he's always eight, and he's still my big brother. He never changes, and the part of me that remembers him never changes.

No one knows why, but second only to eating the brains of the living, the dead love affordable prefab furniture.

Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island.

That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.

I like a girl with a substantial bottom,' said Renoir, drawing in the air the size bottom he preferred.

Enchantment and seduction were fine means of persuasion, but when time is short, an awkward but quick concussion could better serve a girl's purpose.