It’s like he has this power over me—like I have an eating disorder and he’s a package of Oreo Double Stuff cookies.
How could you deal with a creature as devious as woman.
I love you above all things, even pie.
Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell
...One time you take a hundred thousand dollars and let a vampire go, the whole world turns on you like you're some kind of bad guy.
If you like what you're reading, I probably wrote it.