In business, as in politics, the public is ever so tolerant of those who slime.

Then someone started pounding on the door. And not a little "Hey, what's up?" pound. Like there was a big sale on door pounds down at the Pound Outlet. Buy one, get one free at Pounds-n-Stuff. --Being the Journal of Abby Normal

. . . You seem upset, Charlie. Is something wrong? Charlie: No, no, I’m okay, I just had to take directions from a mute beaver in a fez to get here, it’s unsettling.

They were told what they wanted and they believed it. They can only keep their dream alive by being with others like themselves who will mirror their illusions.

Everyone is happier if they have someone else to look down on, as well as someone to look up to, especially if they resent both.

Hope is merely another face of desire.

Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.