Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say "attaboy".

Children see magic because they look for it.

I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.

For me, 'Lamb' started out as a further exploration of the phenomenon of faith and the responsibility of a messiah that I touched on in 'Coyote Blue' and 'Island of the Sequined Love Nun,' but it ended up being an exploration of the true meaning of sacrifice, loyalty, and friendship.

Then someone started pounding on the door. And not a little "Hey, what's up?" pound. Like there was a big sale on door pounds down at the Pound Outlet. Buy one, get one free at Pounds-n-Stuff. --Being the Journal of Abby Normal

Sweetheart, wake up; you've destroyed the house and I need you to suffer for it.

We Ask the Gods for Answers and They Give Us Questions