Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say "attaboy".

Science, you don't know, looks like magic.

Turtles hate heights. They don't even like being a few feet off the ground. It's the main reason they have resisted evolution for so long-fear of heights. Turtle thinking goes thus: Sure, first our scales turn into feathers and the next thing you know we're flying and chirping and perching on trees. We've seen it happen. Thanks, but we're staying right here in the mud where we belong. You're not going to see us flying full-tilt boogie into a sliding glass door.

He has the attention span of a hummingbird.

Unless you can change the past, you’re wasting the present on this guilt

The pursuit of material gain is ultimately empty when measured against eternity.

Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter.