Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say "attaboy".

Carlton Mellick III has the craziest book titles and the kinkiest fans!

It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism.

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say "attaboy".

Like last year I took Advance Foods class (which is like cooking for nerds) after lunch, and so I usually took a nap. Which was fine, because I'm not even thrilled about regular foods, so, you know, what do I need with like advanced digital HD wi-fi foods and whatnot? -Abby

Yo, yo, yo, check it out," said PJ, with enough hand gestures that any deaf person watching would have thought he had ASL Tourette's syndrome