She's so small, yet she contains so much evil.

Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their kids wreak havoc that everybody hates.

Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.

So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or something?

You think you know how this story is going to end, but you don't.

Compliment but do not covet.

Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell