It's like time travel only, you know, slower.

He has the attention span of a hummingbird.

What is your name?" asked Lear. Caius," said Kent. And whence do you hail?" From Bonking, sire." Well, yes, lad, as do we all," said Lear, "but from what town?

The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room.

I can be most colorful and inventive when I am angry.

She's so obnoxious. Like a whole Saturday night drunk tank full of obnoxious packed into one little body." Detective Cavuto

Life is loneliness, broken only by the gods taunting us with friendship and the odd bonk