Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell

If you think anyone is sane you just don’t know enough about them. The key — and this is very relevant in our case — is to find someone whose insanity dovetails with your own.

Oh, we are but soft and squishy bags of mortality rolling in a bin of sharp circumstance, leaking life until we collapse, flaccid, into our own despair.

He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.

May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.

One can't be free without action.

Last time I really got to know myself it turned out there was a whole gang of bitches in there to deal with. I felt like the receptionist at a rehab center. They all had nice tits though, I gotta say.