Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell

If there was anything I learned from John the Baptist, it was that the sooner you confess a mistake, the quicker you can get on to making new and better mistakes.

Blessed are the dumbfucks.

...as if someone had thrown a hand grenade into the middle of a teddy bear orgy and the only survivors had had their fur blown off.

Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island.

You don't hurry a thinker, and you don't talk to him when he's thinking. It's just inconsiderate.

I am convinced by the events of the last few weeks that nefarious forces of people--unidentified but no less real--are threatening life as we know it, and in fact, may be bent on unraveling the very fabric of our existence.