You think you know how this story is going to end, but you don't.

From Dickens's cockneys to Salinger's phonies, from Kerouac's beatniks to Cheech and Chong's freaks, and on to hip hop's homies, dialect has always been used as a way for generations to distinguish themselves.

Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.

If you have come to these pages for laughter, may you find it. If you are here to be offended, may your ire rise and your blood boil. If you seek an adventure, may this song sing you away to blissful escape. If you need to test or confirm your beliefs, may you reach comfortable conclusions. All books reveal perfection, by what they are or what they are not. May you find that which you seek, in these pages or outside them. May you find perfection, and know it by name.

So Now You're Death: Here's What You'll Need

Like most Beta Males, he didn't realize that being a good guy was not necessarily an attraction to women.

Whistler,' Manet called. 'How's your mother?