I have a dream! Because I have lived a nightmare.
My mom shot and killed her last husband. Yeah, my dad used to say "Hey, dodged that bullet. Ha ha."
Step up or step aside.
I'm glad I was raised by my dad for other reasons, too. There are things you can learn from a father, as a son, that you can never learn from Mom. Special things, important things. Like "never challenge Dad to a fist fight.
I am a patriot, and I protest speed limits by exceeding them.
How do we help the church get their respect back? I have a plan: pedophile crucifixions.