I'm thinking of a presidential bid; currently indexing and cross-referencing everyone I've tweeted my junk to. 8x10s available.

Valentines Day is the day we celebrate real love. A love so strong that two hearts become one. And when she's happy, you're happy. And when she's angry, you can still choose to be happy, 'cos, what's her deal ? You know, I'm happy. Why is she bringing me down, you know ? Oh great, now look, I'm getting all mad. I hope she's happy. Happy Valentine's Day.

Everyone should think for themselves. I learned that in a book I bought called 'Everyone Should Think For Themselves'.

Consider Palin for President? The most powerful job on earth? You don't give the dumb cheerleader the Uzi. That's in the Bible.

In my family, goodness is just badness before its had something to drink.

My father was on the Alcoholics Anonymous wishlist. My mother was on... parole. And lithium.

My dad's full of encouragement and support. It just feels like abandonment and neglect.