But if you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.

I told him to buy land, my mum says, they’re not making it anymore.

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly -- all these make for great stories.

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.

It's not enough to be numbered with the grains of sand on the beach and the stars in the sky.

It is a hundred-year-old witch book, bound in human skin and probably written in ancient cum...YOU lick it!

The religious school she went to, growing up, Ms. Wright said how all the girls had to wear a scarf tied to cover their ears at all times. Based on the biblical idea that the Virgin Mary became pregnant when the Holy Spirit whispered in her ear. The idea that ears were vaginas. That, hearing just one wrong idea, you lost your innocence. One detail too many and you’d be ruined. Overdosed on information.