Burn the Louvre, and wipe your ass with the Mona Lisa. This way at least, God would know our names.

You ever wonder when God's coming back with a lot of barbecue sauce?

Her mom and dad are both doctors and want her to follow her dream, not turn out the way they have, no matter how much it costs them.

Our purest form of joy comes when people we envy get hurt. That most genuine form of joy.

Some of us are lucky enough to fall in love once or twice but the luckiest of us are those who find that someone they simply can't live without and have the pleasure of falling in love with them day in and day out for the rest of their lives. Relationships aren't about simply falling in love once and being done with it, they're about loving someone until the end of your days and growing that love endlessly.

Maybe this is why Misty loved him. Loved you. Because you believed in her so much more than she did. You expected more from her than she did from herself.

You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm.