Sobriety is okay enough," Denny says, "but someday, I'd like to live a life based on doing good stuff instead of just not doing bad stuff. You know?

I'm living the life I love, I tell myself, and loving the life I live. I tell myself: I deserved this. This is exactly what I wanted.

Your being born makes your parents God. You owe them your life, and they can control you. Then puberty makes you Satan, just because you want something better.

Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950’s. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.

In truth, the degree of anyone's success depends on how often they can say the word yes and hear the word no.

Recycling and speed limits are bullshit. They're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed.

Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.