Schools of science and physics replacing each other at a faster and faster rate. Just the nature of our world is constant revision, constant...negation of previous beliefs, and so...the whole world is a twist ending. Every week is a twist ending.

To hell with housework, our top priority has always been between our legs.

The girl is infectious human waste, and she's confused and afraid to commit to the wrong thing and so she won't commit to anything.

This is less teaching than damage control. You may as well paint a house that’s on fire.

Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.

The greatest weapon any warrior can carry into battle is absolute certainty of her eternal soul.

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.