Communism is the opiate of the intellectuals - With no cure except as a guillotine might be called a cure for dandruff.

I have never met a man [in the military], in or out of uniform, who ever said, "Let's use the missiles." They are even more terrified that the Bishops, because a great many of them don't expect to go to Heaven, which at least the Bishops do.

Thoughts have no sex.

There aren't many women now I'd like to see as President - but there are fewer men.

I don't have any warm personal enemies. All the SOBs have died.

Remember, whenever a Republican leaves one side of the aisle and goes to the other, it raises the intelligence quotient of both parties.

It is ridiculous to think that you can spend your entire life with just one person. Three is about the right number. Yes, I imagine three husbands would do it?