Communism is the opiate of the intellectuals - With no cure except as a guillotine might be called a cure for dandruff.

Middle age is the way you would feel about summer if you knew there would never be another spring.

Enemies may seek our destruction, but they also keep us on our toes and often help us figure out who we are and what we stand for.

Watergate is the great liberal illusion that you can have public virtue without private morality.

Advertising has done more to cause the social unrest of the 20th century than any other single factor.

Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts.

I was wondering today what the religion of the country is - and all I could come up with is sex.