Communism is the opiate of the intellectuals - With no cure except as a guillotine might be called a cure for dandruff.

Advertising has done more to cause the social unrest of the 20th century than any other single factor.

Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, 'She doesn't have what it takes'; They will say, 'Women don't have what it takes.'

You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.

Autobiography is mostly alibiography.

If old age means a crown of thorns, the trick is to wear it jauntily.

A man's home may seem to be his castle on the outside; inside is more often his nursery.