It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.
If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.
The casting couch? There's only one of us who ever made it to stardom without it, and that was Bette Davis.
I married a wonderful doctor, and I was very happy - period.
Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.
I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.