It matters more what's in a woman's face than what's on it.

It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.

I married a wonderful doctor, and I was very happy - period.

Audiences always sound like they're glad to see me, and I'm damned glad to see them.

You have no idea what a long-legged gal can do without doing anything.

I know what's best for me, after all I have been in the Claudette Colbert business longer than anybody.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.