I know what's best for me, after all I have been in the Claudette Colbert business longer than anybody.
If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.
Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.
I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.
It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.