I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.

I've always believed that acting is instinct to start with; you either have it or you don't.

I know what's best for me, after all I have been in the Claudette Colbert business longer than anybody.

Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.

Audiences always sound like they're glad to see me, and I'm damned glad to see them.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.

If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.