I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.

I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.

You have no idea what a long-legged gal can do without doing anything.

If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.

It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.

Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.

I've always believed that acting is instinct to start with; you either have it or you don't.