Audiences always sound like they're glad to see me, and I'm damned glad to see them.

It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.

I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.

The casting couch? There's only one of us who ever made it to stardom without it, and that was Bette Davis.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.

I've always believed that acting is instinct to start with; you either have it or you don't.

It matters more what's in a woman's face than what's on it.