Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.
I've always believed that acting is instinct to start with; you either have it or you don't.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.
I married a wonderful doctor, and I was very happy - period.
I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.
Most of us don't know about happiness until it's over.