The casting couch? There's only one of us who ever made it to stardom without it, and that was Bette Davis.
Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.
I know what's best for me, after all I have been in the Claudette Colbert business longer than anybody.
If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.
You have no idea what a long-legged gal can do without doing anything.