You have no idea what a long-legged gal can do without doing anything.

Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.

The casting couch? There's only one of us who ever made it to stardom without it, and that was Bette Davis.

I know what's best for me, after all I have been in the Claudette Colbert business longer than anybody.

It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.

I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.