You can't make the Duchess of Windsor into Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm. The facts of life are very stubborn things.

Every damn President since I can remember has been so in love with foreign policy that they're just like a schoolboy with a new girl.

Support your right to arm bears.

Relations between the sexes are so complicated that the only way you can tell if members of the set are going together is if they are married. Then, almost certainly, they are not.

You can't make the Duchess of Windsor into Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm. The facts of life are very stubborn things.

In my day the schools taught two things, love of country and penmanship-now they don't teach either.

I can't take a well-tanned person seriously.