You can't make the Duchess of Windsor into Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm. The facts of life are very stubborn things.

I consider the 3 most cruelly produced foods to be from lobsters, dropped alive into boiling water, veal from calves separated from their mothers and kept in crates, and pate de foie gras.

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all.

In my day the schools taught two things, love of country and penmanship-now they don't teach either.

A "good" family, it seems, is one that used to be better.

People ask me what makes a good funeral, and I tell them the most important thing is your man in the casket. If you have a man of substance in there, you have the makings of a first-class funeral.

What this world needs is a new kind of army - the army of the kind.