Support your right to arm bears.

Every damn President since I can remember has been so in love with foreign policy that they're just like a schoolboy with a new girl.

Relations between the sexes are so complicated that the only way you can tell if members of the set are going together is if they are married. Then, almost certainly, they are not.

I detest professional anythings but particularly professional writers. Most of them today are just garbage collectors.

Support your right to arm bears.

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all.

It used to be said that, socially speaking, Philadelphia asked who a person is, New York how much is he worth, and Boston what does he know. Nationally it has now become generally recognized that Boston Society has long cared even more than Philadelphia about the first point and has refined the asking of who a person is to the point of demanding to know who he was. Philadelphia asks about a man's parents; Boston wants to know about his grandparents.