Support your right to arm bears.

A "good" family, it seems, is one that used to be better.

I can't take a well-tanned person seriously.

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

It has long been a theory of mine and I am known, if I do say so, for my long theories that authors, generally speaking, are rotten letter writers.

On resigning as collaborator on the memoirs of the former Wallis Warfield Simpson, new summaries, 6 October 1955. You can't make the Duchess of Windsor into Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm.

Have you ever heard one civilized person whose opinion you respect, at any time, anywhere, in any civilized country anywhere, say the good new days?