Support your right to arm bears.

Relations between the sexes are so complicated that the only way you can tell if members of the set are going together is if they are married. Then, almost certainly, they are not.

I detest professional anythings but particularly professional writers. Most of them today are just garbage collectors.

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

I can't take a well-tanned person seriously.

Opera is like a husband with a foreign title: expensive to support, hard to understand, and therefore a supreme social challenge.

What this world needs is a new kind of army - the army of the kind.