As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

Opera is like a husband with a foreign title: expensive to support, hard to understand, and therefore a supreme social challenge.

In my day the schools taught two things, love of country and penmanship-now they don't teach either.

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all.

You can't make the Duchess of Windsor into Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm. The facts of life are very stubborn things.

It has long been a theory of mine and I am known, if I do say so, for my long theories that authors, generally speaking, are rotten letter writers.

The customer is always right! John Wanamaker must be turning in his grave. If you're a customer today, you're an intruder.