One or two of their players aren't getting any younger
If you cut Jamie Carragher open, he'll bleed red.
He went through a non-existant gap.
Samuel Eto'o is reputedly the highest-paid player in the world at £350,000 per week - that's £5,000 a day
Many of the Iranian players show their Christian names on their shirts.
England are learning to walk before they can run with their feet nailed firmly to the ground.