Quite literally, you would not have put your shirt on him two weeks ago.
One or two of their players aren't getting any younger
He is the man who has been brought on to replace Pavel Nedved. The irreplaceable Pavel Nedved.
He's showed him the left leg, then the right. Where's the ball, the defender asks? It's up his sleeve.
That's often the best place to beat a goalkeeper, isn't it, between the legs?
Samuel Eto'o is reputedly the highest-paid player in the world at £350,000 per week - that's £5,000 a day