Anelka was travelling so fast that he couldn't keep his own feet
Some of Paul Scholes' tackles come in so late they arrive yesterday.
He is the man who has been brought on to replace Pavel Nedved. The irreplaceable Pavel Nedved.
If you cut Jamie Carragher open, he'll bleed red.
Quite literally, you would not have put your shirt on him two weeks ago.
He's showed him the left leg, then the right. Where's the ball, the defender asks? It's up his sleeve.