Samuel Eto'o is reputedly the highest-paid player in the world at £350,000 per week - that's £5,000 a day
Anelka was travelling so fast that he couldn't keep his own feet
One or two of their players aren't getting any younger
He's showed him the left leg, then the right. Where's the ball, the defender asks? It's up his sleeve.
If you cut Jamie Carragher open, he'll bleed red.
England are learning to walk before they can run with their feet nailed firmly to the ground.