He went through a non-existant gap.
Quite literally, you would not have put your shirt on him two weeks ago.
That's often the best place to beat a goalkeeper, isn't it, between the legs?
That shot was going goalboundward
He's showed him the left leg, then the right. Where's the ball, the defender asks? It's up his sleeve.
He is the man who has been brought on to replace Pavel Nedved. The irreplaceable Pavel Nedved.