Anelka was travelling so fast that he couldn't keep his own feet

England are learning to walk before they can run with their feet nailed firmly to the ground.

Some of Paul Scholes' tackles come in so late they arrive yesterday.

If you cut Jamie Carragher open, he'll bleed red.

He is the man who has been brought on to replace Pavel Nedved. The irreplaceable Pavel Nedved.

Young Michael Brown is still somewhat of a wild-child, with the ill behaviour, with the ill behaviour!!

He went through a non-existant gap.