Anelka was travelling so fast that he couldn't keep his own feet

If you cut Jamie Carragher open, he'll bleed red.

Samuel Eto'o is reputedly the highest-paid player in the world at £350,000 per week - that's £5,000 a day

One or two of their players aren't getting any younger

If they come back it's a night we'll remember for a long time. But that's a capital if.

He's showed him the left leg, then the right. Where's the ball, the defender asks? It's up his sleeve.

Young Michael Brown is still somewhat of a wild-child, with the ill behaviour, with the ill behaviour!!