Samuel Eto'o is reputedly the highest-paid player in the world at £350,000 per week - that's £5,000 a day
Quite literally, you would not have put your shirt on him two weeks ago.
Young Michael Brown is still somewhat of a wild-child, with the ill behaviour, with the ill behaviour!!
Some of Paul Scholes' tackles come in so late they arrive yesterday.
If you cut Jamie Carragher open, he'll bleed red.
He's showed him the left leg, then the right. Where's the ball, the defender asks? It's up his sleeve.