He's showed him the left leg, then the right. Where's the ball, the defender asks? It's up his sleeve.
That's often the best place to beat a goalkeeper, isn't it, between the legs?
Samuel Eto'o is reputedly the highest-paid player in the world at £350,000 per week - that's £5,000 a day
One or two of their players aren't getting any younger
That shot was going goalboundward
Quite literally, you would not have put your shirt on him two weeks ago.