That's often the best place to beat a goalkeeper, isn't it, between the legs?
Many of the Iranian players show their Christian names on their shirts.
England are learning to walk before they can run with their feet nailed firmly to the ground.
He's showed him the left leg, then the right. Where's the ball, the defender asks? It's up his sleeve.
Quite literally, you would not have put your shirt on him two weeks ago.
If you cut Jamie Carragher open, he'll bleed red.