Quite literally, you would not have put your shirt on him two weeks ago.
Samuel Eto'o is reputedly the highest-paid player in the world at £350,000 per week - that's £5,000 a day
Many of the Iranian players show their Christian names on their shirts.
He went through a non-existant gap.
One or two of their players aren't getting any younger
Some of Paul Scholes' tackles come in so late they arrive yesterday.