He spilled my diet soda!

I'm not the kind of guy that really thinks I'm a celebrity or feels that I'm important or anything like that.

My hair is pure. It stands for purity because no foreign chemicals or substances has ever touched my hair.

Wrestling is pretty DIY. I've been doing it for 12 years, completely on my own. It's like being in a band or running a zine - except that I get to kick people in the face.

People like to come up to me and tell me that I’ve got nice ink. Except these tattoos aren’t just decorations. They are declarations. Every tattoo I have tells its own story about who I am. Drug-free. Honor. And a war against the system.

I don't know if this sounds bad, but I am set. I don't spend my money. I don't buy cars or have an expensive drug habit. The only thing I've ever bought with the money I've made is my house.

I would, but I know where that hand's been.