He spilled my diet soda!

I don't know if this sounds bad, but I am set. I don't spend my money. I don't buy cars or have an expensive drug habit. The only thing I've ever bought with the money I've made is my house.

I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t do drugs. I kick people in the face for a living. So, if that’s something you’re into — if you like watching people get kicked in the face — come see me. I’ll probably be your favorite wrestler.

This is not the Spanish announce table!

I'm not doing my job if people are like, "What you do is fake." And literally people on the street are confused, generally, for the first time.

Can we not say 'dumped' and 'Bellas' in the same sentence, please?

Is he under the influence or something?